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اضفني كصديق

[align=center][align=center]نيك نيمات إنجليزية*love-cute-funny-cool*

Cool_(كوول)
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• [Large and in charge]
• God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
• If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
• Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!


(مضحكة_مرح)funny_• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• Do I look like im not lazy?
• People said I was dumb, but I proved them
• There's nothing wrong with anything.
• Life is hilariously cruel
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• You don't hear me not complaning
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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