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--()() !! وهذي نكــــــات باإنجليزي !! ()()--
انا :
ودع همومك
[align=center][align=center]نيك نيمات إنجليزية*love-cute-funny-cool* Cool_(كوول) • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. • All things being equal, fat people use more soap. • Always tell the truth, even when you lie • I love cats...they taste just like chicken • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. • Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. • Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. • Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends. • Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. • I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. • The higher you are, the farther you fall • Dont steal, the government hates competition • Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems! • Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die. • I fear no man, I've got a gun. • -=[Armed & Dangerous]=- • {Straight Outta Compton} • MySpaceBarIsBroken!! • Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home. • Save water, Drink beer. • Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain. • IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish? • I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot. • War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. • I bent my wookie. • Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time? • [Large and in charge] • God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine • If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage. • Why are you looking at me like I'm weird? • My imaginary friend thinks your crazy. • Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that. • Reality is the only obstacle to happiness! • -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer- • (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*) • I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing. • [One by one the penguins steal my sanity] • I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time • I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. • IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! (مضحكة_مرح)funny_• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY! • I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?! • There's a *NEW* Mexico?!? • I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk! • Dain Bramaged. • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. • I love cats...they taste just like chicken • >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! • [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!] • Dont steal, the government hates competition! • Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out! • Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car! • [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2. • My cat's name is mittens! • Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you! • Act your age, not your shoe size! • God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! • ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~ • Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed • You cant have everything, Where would u put it? • You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!? • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! • I'm knot dumb! • My door is always open so feel free to leave • This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG. • Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother! • I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! • I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed! • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?! • Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others. • You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! • I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder! • Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck • (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8) • Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours! • Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P • Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad. • God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer • Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here • If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen • In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY! • I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice! • I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! • DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF! • Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS! • Be kool.. Dont go to school • Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun! • It Worries Me How Dumb You Are • Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend! • Do I look like im not lazy? • People said I was dumb, but I proved them • There's nothing wrong with anything. • Life is hilariously cruel • My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope? • This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me! • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons • Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population • A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on • You don't hear me not complaning • Would you kindly shut your noise-hole • Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense • I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings. • Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them. • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. • When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. • I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY! • I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?! • There's a *NEW* Mexico?!? • I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk! • Dain Bramaged. • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. • I love cats...they taste just like chicken • >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! • [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!] • Dont steal, the government hates competition! • Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out! • Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car! • [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2. • My cat's name is mittens! • Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you! • Act your age, not your shoe size! • ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~ • Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed • You cant have everything, Where would u put it? • You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!? • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! • I'm knot dumb! • My door is always open so feel free to leave • This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG. • Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own! • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother! • I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! • I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed! • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?! • Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others. • You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever! • I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder! • Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck • Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours! • Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P • God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer • Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here • If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen • In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY! • I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts! • Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS! • Be kool.. Dont go to school • Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun! • It Worries Me How Dumb You Are • I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! • [/align]
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08-10-2008, 03:59 PM | #2 | ||||||||
مديرة المنتدى
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انا :
المبرقعة
>>>>>>> <<<<<<< ربي يعطيج العافية حبيبتي .. وتسلمين ع النك نيمات ... عساج ع القوة.. نتريا كل جديد ومتميز من جداج >>>>>>> <<<<<<< |
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وش عاد باقي عقب كسر المجاديف أما الغرق .. والا ضياع السفينه نصٍفي غمـۉض بــ إمتـدآدهـ تضيعـۉن .,. ۉ آلْنصٍف آلْآخر صٍـع ـّب تستـۉعبۉنـه |
08-10-2008, 11:25 PM | #4 | ||||||||
مراقبة سابقة
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انا :
ROOH_ALM7BAH
تسلمين الغاليه ع النكت يعطيج الف عافيه ,,, وماقصرتي ونتريا يديدج المميز دمتي بود الغاليه |
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10-05-2008, 11:04 AM | #6 | ||||||||
راهي برونزي
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[align=center][flash=http://up.xdxbx.com/swf/06-2010-files/516ae1a98a.swf]WIDTH=348 HEIGHT=148[/flash] اللي قدر عقبي ينسيك يستاهل انه يعيش وياك [/align] |
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راهي ذهبي
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8alb al3na
[align=center]تسلمين حبوووبهـ .. . طرحج [mark=FFFF33]غ ــآآآآوي[/mark] يآلغلـآ . لـآ هآنج ـآلربـ .. [/align] |
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